Before I was the mom

Before I was the mom I thought I would like to have a cat. Remember kittens? How they were so cuddly and sweet how they sat on your lap and purred?

Now: If you didn't sneeze on me and puke on my floor and try and scratch my sofa - not to mention Miriams little leather chair that was a GIFT (that cat was 2 seconds from death) and meow at me and constantly sit on my lap AND if I wasn't the one who frequently cleans your catbox...maybe I would like you

Before I was the mom I thought a lot about types of bottles and sippy cups and the order of introducing foods. Not to mention other baby "details" like "oh poo -pun totally intended- nobody knows my secret about how I've never EVER changed a diaper before." And swaddling the Teddy Bear...no joke although our type of swaddle does require a certain amount of practice...

Now: Lets just say...I won't be spending a lot of time on that again.